Zaros (2014 April Fools)
Zaros (2014 April Fools)
Zaros is a unique and comical non-player character (NPC) introduced during the 2014 April Fools’ Day event in Old School RuneScape (OSRS). As a parody of the game’s lore surrounding the mysterious god Zaros, this version of the character plays up the absurdity of the day, offering players a light-hearted experience instead of the usual serious tone associated with godly figures.
Zaros appears in a visiting location that varies each year, but is often found littered with humorous decorations and props, embracing the playful spirit of April Fools’ Day. The NPC presents himself with exaggerated flair, adorned in a mix of divine attire and ludicrous accessories that don’t quite match his solemn portrayal in the traditional lore. He may be seen wearing bright, mismatched colors and carrying ridiculous items that deviate from the usual decorum of a god.
Upon interacting with Zaros, players will be met with humorous dialogue filled with exaggerated confidence and over-the-top claims about his importance and power. He engages players in nonsensical banter, poking fun at the serious tone of typical Zaros-related quests and lore, making jokes that reference various in-game mechanics, famous players, or even aspects of the OSRS community itself.
The interaction with Zaros includes a mini-game or quirky activity where players can participate in silly tasks, such as “Zaros’s Trials of Absurdity,” where they complete challenges that are intentionally frivolous, like catching rubber chickens or collecting fake crowns. Successfully completing these tasks can reward players with special items that also carry a comedic theme, such as Zaros-themed cosmetics or absurd pet companions that reflect the playful nature of the event.
In addition to the humorous tasks, players occasionally receive unique and whimsical lore about Zaros that alludes to his serious character from the main game but twists it into hilarity, such as tales of his failed attempts to dominate the universe, detailing how he mistakenly sent armies into the wrong realms or lost battles to his own minions. This playful retelling serves to entertain players, allowing them to enjoy a break from the typical gravity of quests involving gods.
As an April Fools’ NPC, Zaros from 2014 serves as an example of how the developers at Jagex like to engage with their players through humor and creativity, providing a refreshing and amusing contrast to the deeper narratives found within the game’s established lore.