Chinning OSRS Monkey Madness 2 Maniacal Monkeys Guide

You ever stare at that Ranged skill of yours and think, man, this is taking forever? I get it. I’ve been grinding OSRS since the early days, back when blowpipe was just a dream and everyone was stuck with shortbows. As someone who’s capped multiple accounts, let me tell you, chinning changed everything for me. It’s that sweet spot where you can rack up insane XP while half-watching a stream or chatting in clan. Today, we’re diving deep into chinning in Monkey Madness 2, or MM2 as we call it. If you’re chasing that 99 Ranged cape without losing your mind, stick around. We’ll cover the basics, gear, spots, and all my personal screw-ups along the way so you don’t repeat them.

Alright, picture this: you’re in a dark tunnel full of aggressive monkeys, and instead of poking them one by one with arrows, you chuck these explosive little critters called chinchompas. Boom, they hit multiple targets at once. That’s chinning. It’s like area-of-effect magic but for Ranged, and it’s stupidly efficient once you get the hang of it.

Why focus on MM2? Because those maniacal monkeys in Kruk’s Dungeon are low-defense nightmares that respawn fast and drop prayer pots to keep you going. I remember my first chin session there. I’d just finished the quest, felt like a boss, and then… splashed half my chins because I forgot to stack the monkeys right. Lesson learned: positioning matters more than your gear sometimes.

Short answer: Chinning means throwing chinchompas at groups of enemies for multi-hits and massive XP.

Why Bother with MM2 Chinning Over Other Methods?

Let’s be real, there are tons of ways to train Ranged. Sand crabs? Safe but slow. Nightmare Zone? Fun, but pricey on supplies. Chinning in MM2? It’s the king for pure speed. You can pull 400k to 800k XP per hour with black chins if you’re on point. Even with reds, you’re looking at 300k easy.

From my experience, nothing beats it for that endgame push. I had a main at 92 Ranged, burnt out on waterfiends, switched to maniacal monkeys, and hit 99 in under three weeks of casual sessions. Plus, the drops cover some costs. Ever get that thrill when a super restore pops? Yeah, that’s the hook.

But hey, is it worth the GP sink? If you’ve got a decent bank, absolutely. Otherwise, start with MM1 skeletons to build up.

Quest Requirements to Unlock MM2 Chinning

You can’t just waltz into Kruk’s Dungeon without doing some legwork. Monkey Madness II is no joke, but you don’t need the full quest for basic access. Partial completion gets you in.

Key Quests and Levels

Here’s the rundown:

• Monkey Madness I: Full completion required. This unlocks Ape Atoll basics.
• Monkey Madness II: Start Chapter II. You need to reach the part where you enter Kruk’s Dungeon. Stop after killing Kruk if you want; no need for the full epic.
• Recommended Levels: 70+ Ranged to start, 70 Prayer for Rigour, 55+ Hunter for red chins (65 for black).

I rushed MM2 on my ironman once without proper stats. Spent hours dying to traps. Pro tip: Boost your Thieving and Agility beforehand. The puzzle platforms? Nightmare without 60+ Agility.

Quick question: Got MM1 done? If not, pause here and knock it out. It’s shorter and sets everything up.

Best Gear Setup for Maximum XP

Gear can make or break your session. You want max ranged bonus for accuracy, but don’t skimp on prayer to stretch those pots. I’ve tested setups from budget to BIS, and trust me, the difference is night and day.

Best-in-Slot (BIS) Gear

Go for this if you’re swimming in GP:

Total cost? Around 50m, but it pays off in XP speed. On my first BIS run, I went from 200k to 450k XP/hour just by swapping to torture.

Budget Options

Starting out? Void ranger with an amulet of glory and rune crossbow. It’ll get you 150k XP, no shame.

Strong advice: Always salve if you can. Those monkeys are undead, so 20% free damage.

Chinchompa Types: Which One for Your Level?

Chinchompas level up with you. Greys for beginners, blacks for gods.

• Grey Chinchompas (45 Ranged): Cheap, 150-250k XP/hour. Great for 50-70.
• Red Chinchompas (55 Ranged): Mid-tier, 250-450k XP. My go-to for 70-85.
• Black Chinchompas (65+ Ranged, 80 Hunter): Beast mode, 400-800k XP. But oof, 2k GP each.

I stuck with reds for ages because blacks were too pricey. Big mistake; the extra hits make it worth it. How many do you need per hour? About 1,900-2,000 with good clicking.

Short para: Blacks splash less, hit harder. End of story.

Inventory Setup and Supplies

Pack smart or you’ll be banking every 20 minutes. A solid trip lasts 3-6 hours.

Essential Inventory

• 4-7 Prayer potions (divine if Herblore 70+).
• 2-3 Divine ranging potions (boost every 6 levels).
• 1-2 Stamina potions (for running between stacks).
• Super restores if prayer dips low.
• Food like sharks for emergencies (rare, but traps happen).
• 2,000+ chinchompas (depending on type).
• Royal seed pod or Ape Atoll tele for quick escapes.

In my longer sessions, I add a bonecrusher necklace. It auto-buries bones for prayer XP, saving pots. Got mine from hydra drops; grindy but game-changing.

Question: Running low on pots mid-trip? Use the monkey drops. They litter 1-doses everywhere.

Getting to Kruk’s Dungeon Step by Step

Access is half the battle. From Lumbridge:

1. Tele to Grand Tree.
2. Talk to Daero, then Waydar for Crash Island.
3. Boat with Lumdo to Ape Atoll.
4. Head northwest to the jungle, find the dungeon entrance.
5. Use monkey greegree to avoid aggro.
6. Drop into the second vine hole, southeast to the monkey room.

I once forgot my greegree and got swarmed. Pro tip: Royal seed pod from MM2 full quest skips the hassle.

Once inside, it’s dim. Bring a Kandarin headgear for light; saves inventory space.

Step-by-Step Chinning Technique

Now the fun part. Maniacal monkeys reset aggro fast, so you gotta dance with them.

The 2-Tile Method (High Intensity)

This is for max XP. It’s clicky, but worth it.

1. Stack 9-11 monkeys in your spot using alts (more on that later).
2. Stand two tiles away, medium fuse style.
3. Throw chins every tick, clicking the main target.
4. When they de-aggro, run to the bend, lure new ones, stack again.

My first try? I stood too close, chins exploded on me. Felt dumb. Practice on fewer monkeys first.

Rates: 500k+ XP with blacks.

AFK Method (Chill Vibes)

For longer sessions without carpal tunnel:

• Lure to one side, flick protect from melee.
• Throw every 2-3 ticks, let them come to you.
• Reset every 5-10 minutes.

I do this while questing alts. Gets 250-350k, perfect for TV time.

Ever wonder why it feels clicky? Because it is. But that’s OSRS charm.

Long story: Back in 2018, I set a personal record of 720k XP in an hour with two alts stacking perfectly. Felt like a pro, until lag crashed me and I lost 500 chins. Backup your setup!

Using Alts to Stack Monkeys for Insane XP

Solo chinning is fine, but alts? Game-changer. Two dancing accounts lure and stack 11 monkeys tight.

How to: Log alts nearby, have them dance (attack and run) to pile monkeys. Sync throws.

I run alts on my tablet. Boosted my rates by 200k easy. Cost? Minimal if they’re low-level.

Downside: Ban risk if botting. I play legit, rotate worlds.

XP Rates and Cost Breakdown

Expect these based on my logs:

From 92 to 99? About 20-30 hours with blacks. I tracked one run: 650k XP, 6m loss. Drops recouped 1m in pots.

Is it profitable? Nope. But that cape glow? Priceless.

Common Mistakes and How to Avoid Them

We all mess up. Here’s mine, so you skip.

• Forgetting Salve: 20% less damage. Always equip.
• Poor Stacking: Use alts or practice luring. Loose groups = splashes.
• No Prayer Flick: Dies fast without protect. Flick every hit.
• Overpacking Chins: 2k max per trip; bank the rest.

One time, I potted wrong and dropped 10 levels mid-session. Rage quit. Now I set alarms.

Question: Splashing too much? Check your fuse style. Medium for crowds.

Personal Stories from Years of Grinding

Let me share a bit. My main’s Ranged hit 99 during a marathon stream. Friends joined for alts, we laughed through 10 hours straight. Best night ever, even with the 50m bill.

On my pure? Chinning skeletons pre-MM2. Slow, but built discipline. Now at 99 again, it’s therapy.

OSRS teaches patience, right? Chinning sped mine up, but those early fails? Gold.

Alternatives if MM2 Feels Too Much

Not ready for quests? Try MM1 skeletons: 200k XP, easier access. Or temple spiders on Zeah, no reqs, 400k with reds.

Bursting maniacals with magic? Similar rates, cheaper long-term.

But honestly, MM2 is endgame gold. Push through.

Final Tips to Hit 99 Ranged Fast

• Track XP with plugins.
• World-hop for empty spots.
• Sell drops immediately.
• Take breaks; burnout kills progress.

You’ve got this. Chinning isn’t just training; it’s that rush of watching bars fill. What’s your current Ranged? Drop it below, and I’ll tweak advice.

There you have it, folks. From noob to cape in no time. Go chuck some chins and tell me how it goes.