OSRS Alfred Grimhand’s Barcrawl: The Ultimate Guide to Completing the Miniquest
Old School RuneScape (OSRS) is packed with exciting quests and miniquests, and one that stands out for its quirky charm and practical rewards is Alfred Grimhand’s Barcrawl. This miniquest is a rite of passage for players looking to access the Barbarian Outpost Agility Course and unlock additional quest content like Horror from the Deep and Scorpion Catcher. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a newcomer to Gielinor, this guide will walk you through everything you need to know about completing Alfred Grimhand’s Barcrawl, from starting the miniquest to sipping the final drink. Let’s dive into this boozy adventure!
Alfred Grimhand’s Barcrawl is a miniquest in OSRS that requires players to visit 10 different bars across the game world, sample their strongest specialty drinks, and get a signature from each bartender on a Barcrawl card. It’s a prerequisite for entering the Barbarian Outpost Agility Course, a key training spot for Agility, and it also ties into other quests. The miniquest is notable for its humorous take on drunken antics, complete with blurred vision and swaying screens as you progress.
Why Complete the Barcrawl?
Aside from being a fun diversion, completing Alfred Grimhand’s Barcrawl offers practical benefits:
- Access to Barbarian Outpost Agility Course: A great spot for mid-level Agility training.
- Quest Prerequisites: Unlocks progression in Horror from the Deep and Scorpion Catcher.
- Vial-Smashing Perk: After completion, you can talk to the Barbarian Guard to enable automatic vial smashing when finishing potions, decluttering your inventory during combat.
Who is Alfred Grimhand?
Alfred Grimhand is a legendary barbarian in OSRS lore, credited with being the first to complete this bar-hopping challenge. He even makes a cameo as a bartender in the 2022 Christmas event, revealing that the barcrawl started as a prank for new recruits. It’s a nod to the game’s playful spirit and barbarian culture.
How to Start Alfred Grimhand’s Barcrawl
Getting started is simple, but you’ll need to prepare for a bit of travel and some coin. Here’s how to kick off the miniquest:
Starting Location and Requirements
Head to the Barbarian Outpost, located northeast of the Tree Gnome Stronghold. You can get there quickly using a Games Necklace teleport to Barbarian Assault. Speak to one of the Barbarian Guards outside the Agility Course entrance. They’ll hand you the official Barcrawl card and explain the task.
Requirements:
- No skill or quest prerequisites.
- At least 208 coins to buy all the drinks (prices vary per bar).
- Some health points to spare, as certain drinks deal damage.
Tip: Bring extra coins for teleports or boat fares (e.g., to Karamja) to speed things up.
Barcrawl Card Mechanics
The Barcrawl card is your checklist. Each time you drink at a bar, the bartender signs it, marking that location as complete. If you lose the card, you’ll need to return to the Barbarian Guard to restart the miniquest from scratch—so keep it safe! Once all 10 bars are checked off, you’ll be “too drunk” to read the card, signaling it’s time to head back.
The 10 Bars of Alfred Grimhand’s Barcrawl
Here’s the meat of the miniquest: visiting all 10 bars. You can tackle them in any order, but we’ll list them with locations, drinks, costs, and effects to help you plan your route. For efficiency, consider using teleports like the Games Necklace, Ardougne Teleport, or Amulet of Glory.
List of Bars, Drinks, and Costs
| Bar | Location | Drink | Cost | Effects |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blue Moon Inn | South-central Varrock | Uncle Humphrey’s Gutrot | 50 gp | Damages health, stat drops |
| Blurberry’s Bar | Grand Tree, upstairs east | Fire Toad Blast | 10 gp | Burns throat, minor stat drops |
| Dead Man’s Chest | Southwest Brimhaven | Supergrog | 15 gp | Blurred vision, double bartender illusion |
| Dragon Inn | Southwest Yanille | Fire Brandy | 12 gp | Blurred vision, stagger |
| Flying Horse Inn | Northwest East Ardougne | Heart Stopper | 8 gp | ~15 HP damage |
| Forester’s Arms | Northwest Seers’ Village | Liverbane | 18 gp | Stat drops |
| Jolly Boar Inn | Northeast Varrock | Olde Suspiciouse | 10 gp | Minor stat drops |
| Karamja Spirits Bar | Eastern Musa Point | Ape Bite Liqueur | 7 gp | Pleasant taste, minor effects |
| Rising Sun Inn | Central Falador | Hand of Death Cocktail | 70 gp | Screen sways, stumble |
| Rusty Anchor Inn | Northern Port Sarim | Black Skull Ale | 8 gp | Minor stat drops |
Optimal Route for Efficiency
For players with teleports, here’s a suggested order to minimize travel time:
- Varrock (Blue Moon Inn, Jolly Boar Inn): Teleport with Chronicle or Varrock Teleport.
- Falador (Rising Sun Inn): Falador Teleport.
- Port Sarim (Rusty Anchor Inn): Walk south or use Captain’s Log.
- Karamja (Karamja Spirits Bar): Boat from Port Sarim (30 gp).
- Brimhaven (Dead Man’s Chest): Walk west from Musa Point.
- Grand Tree (Blurberry’s Bar): Spirit Tree or Gnome Glider.
- Seers’ Village (Forester’s Arms): Camelot Teleport.
- Ardougne (Flying Horse Inn): Ardougne Teleport.
- Yanille (Dragon Inn): Watchtower Teleport or Amulet of Glory to Edgeville, then fairy ring.
Finish by returning to the Barbarian Outpost via Games Necklace.
Tips and Tricks for Completing the Barcrawl
This miniquest is straightforward, but a few pointers can make it smoother and safer:
Health and Safety Tips
Some drinks, like the Heart Stopper (8 gp) and Uncle Humphrey’s Gutrot (50 gp), deal damage based on your Hitpoints level—up to 15 HP or more. To avoid dying:
- Keep your HP above 20 if possible.
- Bring low-level food (e.g., trout or salmon) for emergencies.
- Avoid drinking when low on health (5-10 HP).
Teleportation Shortcuts
Maximize efficiency with these teleport items:
- Games Necklace: Barbarian Outpost and back.
- Amulet of Glory: Edgeville for Yanille access.
- Teleport Tablets: Varrock, Falador, Camelot, Ardougne.
- Spirit Tree: Grand Tree for Blurberry’s Bar.
What Happens If You Lose the Card?
If you drop or lose your Barcrawl card, don’t panic—just return to the Barbarian Guard to get a new one. However, you’ll need to revisit all the bars again, so try to keep it in your inventory.
Rewards and Post-Completion Perks
Once you’ve downed all 10 drinks and returned the signed Barcrawl card to the Barbarian Guard, you’ll unlock some neat rewards:
Immediate Rewards
- Barbarian Outpost Access: Enter the Agility Course and progress in related quests.
- A Good Story: Brag to your friends about surviving the barcrawl!
Optional Vial-Smashing Perk
Talk to the Barbarian Guard again after completion to enable automatic vial smashing. This feature breaks empty potion vials when you drink the last dose, saving inventory space—a godsend for PvM and bossing.
Fun Facts and Lore
The guard admits he can’t read the signatures, letting you in based on how drunk you look. After Brimhaven’s Supergrog, you’ll see “two bartenders signing two cards,” adding to the miniquest’s comedic flair.
With this guide, you’re ready to tackle Alfred Grimhand’s Barcrawl like a true barbarian. Grab your coins, brace your liver, and enjoy the ride across Gielinor’s finest watering holes!